I’ve been on my share of dates, but none of them have ever turned into serious relationships. I guess women just don’t think I’m “marriage material.” By now, I’ve heard every excuse in the book. Some people are put off by the hockey mask. Others are more concerned with my lack of responsibility. Recently, I had a woman turn me down because she said that I’d be a huge tax liability.
See, she read this article on SmartMoney that explained how married couples that file for a joint Form 1040 are liable for any federal income tax underpayment regardless of which spouse is ultimately responsible. And since this woman had obviously seen my recent performances in the FreeScore commercials, she figured I’d be just the type of guy to underpay someone.
I told her I could be trusted, but she didn’t believe me. I guess she didn’t want to be stuck with someone else’s debt. Being responsible for my unpaid taxes could have caused her to miss credit card payments or other bills, resulting in lower credit scores. According to the SmartMoney article, there are methods of damage control like Form 8857 (Request for Innocent Spouse Relief). But this method isn’t always a sure thing because you need to show proof that you were unaware of your spouse’s underpayment. You can also try requesting “equitable relief” to avoid shouldering the responsibility of unpaid taxes. (Like these fancy legal terms? I’m just full of surprises!) But the article says that neither of these measures will restore your credit. It recommends using “married filing separate” status on your tax forms. That seems to be a good way to avoid unwelcome surprises.
If there’s one thing I know, it’s unwelcome surprises. After all, I sneak up on unsuspecting people all the time and ruin their credit scores. But hey, that’s what they get for not checking their credit reports regularly, right? It’s not like I force them to get advances on their income tax refunds and spend recklessly. I simply encourage it.
Unfortunately, those Good Score Guys have been helping people become more informed about their credit scores and reports. FreeScore offers access to all three credit scores and reports from the three major credit bureaus. Plus, the FreeScore blog has articles on the disadvantages of having bad credit. How am I supposed to get by if people keep their credit scores high? Maybe I’ll have to settle down and marry rich. Hopefully the future Mrs. Billy Bad Score doesn’t pay attention to her taxes….


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You’ve worked hard all year. And now you find yourself receiving a tax refund. I, Billy Bad Score, urge you to go out and treat yourself!
What better way to show that special someone in your life how much you care than buying them an overpriced bouquet of roses, a fluffy teddy bear or a nice box of chocolates? Make a reservation at a five star restaurant and you will serve up true love. Why worry about the bill?
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